hell yes lets make some ravioli
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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