anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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