Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

ur plase or mine? lol

(1-908): View more from New Jersey

well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.

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(917): View more from New York City

i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!

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(732): View more from New Jersey

It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.

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(913): View more from Kansas

No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday

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(765): View more from Indiana

It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.

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(513): View more from Ohio

No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.

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