Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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