that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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