Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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