Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I just want nice things and good sex
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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