I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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