she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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