My first STD was from a foam party
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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