So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
