why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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