it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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