I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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