I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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