Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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