shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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She even gives head with a lisp.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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