Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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