I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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