I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i drank out of a bidet.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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