Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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