I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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