The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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