I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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