Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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