help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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