so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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