your room smells of hookers.
And success
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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