I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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