i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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I didn't notice because vodka
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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