Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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