I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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