I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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