Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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