I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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