i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He has the fingertips of a God
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