1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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