Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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