we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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