Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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