Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
did i just pee glitter
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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