This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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