coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
You ate ashes out of my bong
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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