awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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