I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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