Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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