You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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