margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
The struggles of a small town man whore
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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