no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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