You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I FOUND THE LEGS
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Randomize
