U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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