i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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