If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
