i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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