Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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