There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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