If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
handjob tips. give me some.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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