It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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