who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Drunk is a universal language darling
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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