rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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