You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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