ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
